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Joke of the Day

"To much precaution... Two security guards obtained me at the airport after they opened my luggage and found some IcyHot patches, they said: I was packing heat."

"Me: I'm updating my fitness app. Is bowling a sport? Him: You didn't bowl. You kept score. Me: Is score-keeping for bowling a sport?"

"Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two."

"What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek? A Greek never pays his debts."

"Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape."

"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."

"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."

"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."

"Why should Trump be careful of deporting Mexicans? It could go south so fast."

"Why was everyone scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"