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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."
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"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"
"If you're reading this fortune cookie, I am being held at the Golden Dragon Dumpling Outlet against my will. Send help."
"I've been married a long time, but I bet first dates are still the same. Lots of awkward arguments about Reaganomics."
"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."
"What kind of bird does not make babies? A swallow"
"What happened on Reddit yesterday? A pao-erful change"
"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."
"I blow on Nintendo cartridges and they work. I blow on women and they still won't sleep with me. LIFE IS SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES."
"How can you tell if you at the gay BBQ?!? Its when all the Hot Dogs smell like shit!!!"