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Joke of the Day

"Grandma's dementia has been really hard to deal with lately. And the worst of all is... ...She forgot about Dre."

"Mike Pence said that his Vice Presidential role model is Vice President Cheney. Huh. Who would've thought that after making so much LGBT discriminatory legislation that Pence loved Dick?"

"Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"

"Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers."

"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."

"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!"

"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."