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Joke of the Day
"What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside."
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"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."
"Robin Williams isn't dead He just retired, he's on a beach somewhere sipping mimosas and watching the sun rise. Hope you finally found your peace."
"THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK ""CO-EDS.AVI"" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT.."
"God created the orgasm so women can whine when they're happy too."
"What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot? A Walkie Talkie"
"A boomerang walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!"""
"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."
"When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire."
"It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's my only rule about it."