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Joke of the Day
"What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside."
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"Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park! "
"What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler? Stone Cold Steve Irwin"
"Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!"
"What's worse than watching Star Wars?"
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common."
"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""
"Mickey: ""Minnie, I'm leaving you."" Minnie: ""What!? Are you fucking crazy!?"" Mickey: ""No, I'm fucking Daisy"""
"As I looked at the liposuction tube I realized it could be used to strangle someone... ...making it a weapon of mass reduction."
"What is a feminist's favorite math topic? Triggerednometry"