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Joke of the Day
"Reason why I'm single... Because it's impossible to be double."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."
"What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press"
"There are two kinds of people in this world. People who say they piss in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."
"Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza doesn't scream in an oven."
"*smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*"
"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""
"So I sat down on the toilet... ...and my cat ran out from behind it. It scared the shit out of me."
"""Look, daddy! I'm a doctor!"" ""Did you know that's the same doctor kit I played with as a ki... OMG YOU DIDN'T LICK ANY OF IT, DID YOU?"""
"Why is the rear end of a boat so tough? It's made of stern stuff."