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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves #2 Fuck her right in the pussy."
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"[first date] HER: I totally love Nirvana ME: Oh yeah? Name one of their albums HER: Nevermind ME Okay, forget about it then"
"How did the shattering glass get everyone's attention? ""Let me be loud and clear!"""
"Show me on your wallet where you would like me to touch you."
"What does a rich guy from Israel wear? Jewelry."
"the logic of why the line in front of this bathroom is so long if pee, then queue"
"What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana? He re-peeled it."
"I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it."
"A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework"
"What is the first sign of spring? Two rednecks carrying a heater into the pawn shop."