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Joke of the Day
"I got a Jury Summons today, I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it. Fingers crossed."
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"What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's? To get to the other side"
"whats the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob? they always swallow"
"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."
"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."
"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."
"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"
"Years ago I bought a dress for my wife at a store that sells hard-to-find items. I asked why I never see her wearing it. She said she can't find it."
"I wish I were Adam. For if I cracked a joke, nobody would say, ""I've heard that before."""
"I like my coffee like Thomas Jefferson likes his women Hand picked from a field."