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Joke of the Day

"Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons."

"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? tape velcro to the ceiling."

"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."

"A Good Lawyer Knows the Law A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."

"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"

"A poll says that 60% of women take medicine for mental instability. That means that 40% aren't taking their meds!"

"How's everyone holding up ? It's crazy out there. I've killed at least 15 zombies already !! Why are they all carrying candy ?"

"I went to a party dressed as a loaf of bread. The birds were all over me."

"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"Republicans run for office by saying the government doesn't work... Then they get elected and prove it."