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Joke of the Day

"Why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? Because you can sell the same crack over and over again."

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"A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: ""82.. 83.. 84.."""