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Joke of the Day

"""Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking"" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]"

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"

"What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother!"

"Suddenly she was on her back, clothes strewn everywhere and her wrists bound to her ankles. She always had trouble hanging out the washing."

"If there's Noel.... ...then could a king be born in Israel? (If there's ""No L"", how can there be a king born in ""Is-rye-L"")"

"Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth"

"Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station The cops have nothing to go on."

"I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan."

"I read the new iPhone was a commercial failure. This surprised me, because I thought it was going to be a 6S."

"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."