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Joke of the Day

"""Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking"" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]"

"What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar? ""AU"""

"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."

"What does the train say as its heading toward Auschwitz? Jew-Jew!"

"A cockroach walks into a bar... A cockroach walks into a bar and says ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."

"Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more. Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less. Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge."

"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"

"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."