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Joke of the Day
"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."
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"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she"
"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""
"A guy walks into a pub he was hiding from the police after they shot his family for j walking"
"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."