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Joke of the Day

"A cockroach walks into a bar... A cockroach walks into a bar and says ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"My girlfriend is like a Chipmunk... She's tiny, fluffy, and has a horrible voice."

"Why dont witches wear underwear? So they can get a good grip on the broomstick"

"The Band ACDC was Arrested For Firearm Possession... They told the officer they only Shoot to Thrill"

"Researchers found out,... ... after someone finally opened the door."

"How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No"

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"Reddit, how do you ruin a punchline? [removed]"

"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."

"what is the funniest number? 69, cuz its also the name of a sex move."