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Joke of the Day

"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"Son: Mom, how was I born? Mom: Well son, it all started when I asked the wrong man for directions."

"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"

"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"

"I giveth, and I taketh away. Why? Because I recycleth."

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Cigarette, and you take him for a drag."

"I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't."

"Ro-Ro-Robocop, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder."

"My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway."