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Joke of the Day

"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"My Friend Really Changes Once she became a Vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."

"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."

"The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is.. I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication."

"What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common? Flatbush."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever played is where he touches my chest and says ""What's that?"" and I look down and he flicks my nose."

"What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up? I can't feel my face when I'm with you..."

"Legos are a lot like boobs. They're meant for kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them"

"Whats the difference between Santa Clause and me ? Santa Only Cums Once A Year"

"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."