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Joke of the Day
"I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton."
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"If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago... it would have been called PETA"
"After months of trying to come up with a joke that makes sense, my 10yo sister dropped this one on me last night. What killed the cat? A stroke."
"I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?"
"When you realize you're enjoying the May weather... But you want Pacquiao to win..."
"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."
"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader"
"Do you have a little Irish in you? Well... Would you like some?"
"Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys."
"So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup... He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, ""Big breaths."" And she says, ""Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"""