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Joke of the Day

"(If you can't guess the obvious punch line, be warned its messed up) ....What's the best part of having sex with twentynine year olds!?... There's 20 of them"

"I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod."

"Having an intelligent conversation with my 17 year old son. Just kidding. He's making fart noises while I talk about the SATs."

"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"

"If a guy calls Life Alert and says ""Help I can't get up!!"" Does he have ED or can he really not get up??"

"Republicans say ""Merry Christmas!"" Democrats say ""Happy Holidays!"""

"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."

"I got my PHD in scatology today. Reading all of those YouTube comments was a pain though."

"Smoking studies done on monkeys have shown that compared to the non smoking group, the smoking group looks significantly cooler."

"Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess? He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves."