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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bear... He is mauled to death."
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"*addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* ""My pen pal is gonna love this."""
"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."
"Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure"
"When a pregnant woman swims she is literally a human submarine."
"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."
"What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter"
"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."
"Why are orphans unable to play baseball? They've never known what home is."
"Looked at changing my name to Bieber so I could get RT'd. Realized I can't b/c I have a penis."