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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."
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"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."
"If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type."
"The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before."
"What happened to the man running in front of a car? He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted."
"I saved my cannibal neighbor's daughter from drowning today. Her father was so grateful he gave me a hand shake. It had some chunks, but it was delicious."
"What does batman add to his tea? Just ice."
"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!"
"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"