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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth"

"Jokes about nazi concentration camps really offend me My great grandfather died in a holocaust camp. He got really drunk and fell out of a guard tower"

"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"

"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."

"Now that Fox News is 18 can we send it to Iraq?"

"I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. :/ Girl 1: I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. Girl 2: My friend is a dick and he's over 5'10""."

"[NSFW] Why do hipsters like anal sex? Because it's indie ass!"

"What do you say about a man with premature ejaculation and severe diarrhea? Easy come; easy go."

"I kinda want one of those priest collar thingys. If it gets me through airport security fast AND keeps kids away from me. I'm in."

"I went for a meal at my local Chinese restaurant ""Mysterious Ways"" yesterday... ...I don't even like Chinese food but I thought I'd check it out because people keep telling me that God works there."