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Joke of the Day
"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"
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"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two but you're going to need a damn big lightbulb."
"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."
"Knock knock Who's there? Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so old she invented knock knock jokes"
"Last night my black colleague....... Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award. Luckily security stopped him at the door."
"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
"AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right."
"Anyone have any jokes about Rats? Need some good ones!"
"what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion"