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Joke of the Day

"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."

"Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane."

"A man is alone in a forest with no woman within earshot Is everything he says still wrong?"

"Worst Possible Baby Name: Adolf Judas Kardashian."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10"

"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"

"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?"

"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"