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Joke of the Day
"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."
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"""You had a life. It was this long. Here's a rock."" - tombstones"
"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"
"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"
"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."
"What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy? A Nietzsche market!"
"If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you're probably holding the taser wrong."
"A blind man walks into a bar... and he falls down and asks for help."
"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."
"Doctor's appt: doctor checked me for hernia. Oddly replaced typical ""turn your head and cough"" with ""who's my dirty bitch."""