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Joke of the Day

"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"

"Last year I ate out alone on Valentine's Day. To avoid embarrassment, I yacked the whole time with a lovely couple the next table over."

"Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here"

"Ad: You like to save money, right? Me (thinking): dear god, they've read my diary"

"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"

"[first date] -so how do you feel about octopus? Her: I like em -Whew! [lets other six arms fall out of shirt]"

"You guys wanna here a joke? Blood on the Dancefloor."

"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."

"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""