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Joke of the Day

"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"

"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."

"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."

"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."

"Did you see that? That's the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. ""This is Applebee's and she is our waitress"""

"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."

"It's called a ""Monte Cristo"" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge"

"Where do pirates store their files? On their RRRRRRR drive."

"Why do girls NOT like Jesus? NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again."

"Have you seen my LSD? No but have you seen the Dragon in the kitchen?"