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Joke of the Day

"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"

"I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!"

"So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte"

"giving birth and cutting of your fingers are alike alot it hurts like hell and you wont really look the same afterwards. the only difference is that stupid people have to stop after 10 fingers"

"If a person with down's gets high Do they become a normal person?"

"I fake all my origamis."

"Why couldn't the incontinent man print his documents? He couldn't Ctrl+P"

"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"

"How can you get 20 jews into a VW Beetle? Easy - just use the ashtray"

"Nike and TOMS are embarking on a joint venture... ...for every pair of shoes you buy, they'll donate a pair to the child who made them."