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Joke of the Day

"Doctor's appt: doctor checked me for hernia. Oddly replaced typical ""turn your head and cough"" with ""who's my dirty bitch."""

"If you don't use a bottle opener to open your beer, you drink shitty beer."

"The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work."

"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."

"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."

"Those boots are made for walking? Wow, so are most boots. Give me a call when they're made for castrating antelope or something."

"Employee requested for a leave and got FIRED!! ""Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."" ~ James"

"What's Big? My ass."

"Playboy is starting a new magazine specifically for married men. It has the same centerfold every month!"

"How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead. "