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Joke of the Day

"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."

"I don't go on Facebook much so Dave, if you're seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year's party, hope you had fun dude."

"What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree? A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? ;-D"

"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."

"Did you hear about the piece of scrap wood? He went to BOARDing school and applyed (applied) to college."

"Putting random stuff in peoples carts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"

"I'm going to beat you up with my penis. .... It won't even be hard."

"Constipated Mathematician Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Just farted in my cat's face. That's what we call a power move, gentlemen."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"