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Joke of the Day

"[turns to buddy just before bar fight] ""I'll take the guy with the glasses, you take the guy dressed as a ninja"""

"Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry."

"TLC Touching Little Children"

"Why can't you trust an Adam? They make up everything."

"What's the difference between a hotel and a lodge? You can't hotel your dick into someone's ass."

"How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001."

"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"

"How many Nazi skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to back him up. Source: https://redandblackbritain.wordpress.com/humour/"

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint"