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Joke of the Day

"A black guy and a Mexican are riding a car. Who's driving? The police"

"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"

"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"

"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"

"My boss is currently shopping for quarter million dollar homes. Meanwhile, I'm over here deciding if I really need to spend $2 on lunch."

"You won't drink away the alcoholism."

"Beethoven found that having diarrhoea always helped him compose quicker By midday, he was already on his third movement."

"I remember as a child, lying awake at night on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to come... ...then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"There are no black swans, only African-American ones."

"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."