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Joke of the Day

"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"

"Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby what's SHAKING!"

"You can't make racist jokes No-one likes dark humour"

"What do you call a fresh creme pie? Creme fraiche"

"As a Fat bottomed girl, I'm not sure how we're expected to make the Rockin' world go round. That sounds *way* too much like exercise to me"

"What does Batman like in his drinks? Just ice"

"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"

"This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC... How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs? Ovaries-y"

"I was telling my friend a joke. ""There was this gorilla... ..."" ""I fucking swear, if this is another Harambe joke, I..."" ""Well, thanks for killing it."""

"What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming."