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Joke of the Day
"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
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"Hi I'm here for my vasectomy. ""Would you like that toasted?"" What? ""Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let's do this."""
"Was Billy Idol? No, he was moving at the time."
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"Fishing There is a fine line between fishing, and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot"
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