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Joke of the Day
"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
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"The oldest living pirate turned 80 today and had this to say. AYE MATEY!"
"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."
"Why did the John leave the Brothel? He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)"
"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"
"ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again."
"What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name? Alcoholics synonymous."
"I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers."
"Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr"
"I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds."