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Joke of the Day
"You won't drink away the alcoholism."
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"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."
"""I Wish I Had Her Skin!"" - Teenage Girls & Serial Killers"
"Interviewer: Where did you receive your education? Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate? Me: I yust got out in Yuly"
"Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!"
"Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms."
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* I wish for World peace. Genie: Can't do it. Million dollars? Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume."
"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"
"Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got cut off? He has **crippling** depression"
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"