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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"
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"I've often wondered, how do devout Christians handle being raped? Y'know, with that whole ""turn the other cheek"" thing?"
"What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? ""...ugh nevermind"""
"I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA! Sorry, wrong bus!"
"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"
"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting."
"No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."
"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""