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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"

"Why couldn't Batman go to the movie? Because it was rated ""PG"""

"Did you hear that Elton John is singing at Amy Winehouse's funeral reception? He will be singing ""Candle Under the Spoon""."

"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"

"All this 'Frozen' merchandise is just getting ridiculous. I was at the supermarket earlier and they've now got a whole bloody aisle just for Frozen stuff."

"Why do they call it Black Friday? I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday."

"What musician has the hardest instrument to play? A Tromboner."

"You thought the co-workers on your floor are happy That guy coming out of the elevator is on a whole other level"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !"