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Joke of the Day

"Oh no! Playstation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?"

"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"

"At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration"

"I was tired of the fascist dictator who ran the Bird Imitators Society.. So I took control with a violent coup."

"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."

"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."

"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."

"Why is there no Mexican olympics? Because everyone that can swim, run and jump is already across the border."

"I tried to explain what integers are It was pointless"