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Joke of the Day
"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"
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"I may be dating myself here, but the restaurant doesn't mind my intricate placement of mirrors that fool me into believing I'm not alone."
"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge warned him to expect a very long sentence"
"Hey white people, remember when we would all watch the Chapelle's Show then immediately change the channel when the rappers came out? HAHA"
"Babies make for the worst pets ever, I try to explain to all of the expectant mothers at the grocery store."
"Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake."
"Women and not finding me attractive. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!"
"A woman caught her bald husband trying to steal a wig. She looked at him and whispered ""Honey, what are you doing? We have toupee for that!"""