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Joke of the Day

"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."

"Dicks and vaginas are kind of like Coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same"

"Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun. Unless they have a gun."

"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"

"I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous."

"There are few problems in life that can't be sorted by slowing down, taking a deep breath, and THEN drawing winged eyeliner on a raccoon."

"You'll end up real disappointed if you grow up thinking everyone has the same heart as you do."

"Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful"

"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."