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Joke of the Day

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer... I give a shit when my computer crashes."

"So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, ""I will kill you in your sleep."""

"Crappy wordplay jokes... ...the cruelest form of punishment. I'll let myself out now."

"My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed foreskin... Only side effect is she's a little cock-eyed now."

"""We're sorry that password won't work we require mixed case numbers symbols and a small goat sacrifice."""

"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"

"2 men walk into a bar One says ouch!"

"21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub [removed]"

"What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted? Re-fried beans!"