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Joke of the Day
"2 men walk into a bar One says ouch!"
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"Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer."
"I would imagine that Super Bowl 50 will be one L of a game. If you're British."
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"
"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything... ...trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."
"Do you know why there are so many great bakeries in Germany? They had to do *something* with all of the ovens."
"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"
"What do you call a bear that can't win? A Chicago Bear"
"I'm either tired or hungry at all times. Often both."