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Joke of the Day
"Crappy wordplay jokes... ...the cruelest form of punishment. I'll let myself out now."
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"Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as ""acts of God."""
"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""
"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"
"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"
"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."
"My ex is coming to town tomorrow so I have to lose fifty pounds by morning."
"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."
"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They scream when they come and take the house when they leave."
"Why is there all this hate against necromancers? They are just trying to raise a family in peace."