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Joke of the Day
"I prefer to think in terms of ""good"" cholesterol and ""misunderstood"" cholesterol."
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"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"
"I've just achieved a week and counting without Reddit! I just had to tell you guys of my accomplishment!"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... People who understand binary, and people who don't."
"Roll call comes for a Mexican bus trip They always seem to be late from missing juan"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits..."
"Pizza is like sex I only get it from Papa John"