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Joke of the Day
"Roll call comes for a Mexican bus trip They always seem to be late from missing juan"
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"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a thumb tack? Not much really, they're both annoying pricks."
"Little known fact: a penguin's head can rotate 390 degrees. Once."
"Why did TEN die because he was in the middle of 9/11"
"What do you call a superfluous elephant? Irelephant"
"Why did God create men ? Because dildos can't take out the trash."
"Two gay men go into a bar. One says to the other, ""Can I push in your stool?"" Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this."