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Joke of the Day

"Lesbian Couple A girl asked me what my view on lesbian couples was. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil? The pencil is better. It has a point."

"What do you call a Jewish cop? Kosher Pork."

"A hawk snatched my gf's chihuahua today.. ..it got rid of that annoying bitch for me in one fowl swoop."

"What's a Jedi's favourite programming language? JabbaScript"

"What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? ""You've got a lot of potential!"""

"PMS jokes aren't funny... Period."

"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."

"Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say ""arrrrrrhh."") Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg."

"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"