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Joke of the Day

"A hawk snatched my gf's chihuahua today.. ..it got rid of that annoying bitch for me in one fowl swoop."

"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."

"Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian"

"What do the Japanese do during erections? They vote."

"How does an engineer screw a light-bulb? He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"What do angry beavers build? DAMNITS!"

"Knock knock. *Knock knock!* *Who's there?* *The pilot, let me in!*"

"I'm still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant's bathroom... I hope everything is ok."

"What does a fat girl desire but already have? A ten chin"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything"