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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"

"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"

"I was getting a checkup from my doctor this morning He said ""Now son, you gotta stop masterbating!"" I said in shock "" what?"" He replied ""Well At least until I finish your God damn exam!!"""

"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"

"What color is ice? Hielo."

"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."

"You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers."

"Knock, Knock Smell mop."

"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"

"I don't understand why people make jokes out of 9/11 Those jokes are just plane wrong"