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Joke of the Day
"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."
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"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"
"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"
"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"
"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."
"Will Smith: ""Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"" My Dad: ""Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"""
"Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look."
"What's the best wood to make a golf club out of? Taiga Wood"
"""I'm sorry I'm legally not allowed to take more than 3 passengers."" *runs through 4 red lights going 15 miles over the speed limit.*"
"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."