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Joke of the Day

"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"

"Why did the fish monger cross the road? Just for the halibut."

"The hardest part about being black is never knowing if any of your family members are secretly being played by Tyler Perry."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."

"We saw a sign yesterday that said... No wonder your muffler is tired. It's EXHAUSTED !!!"

"Dog in a Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"What do you do when a Chemist dies? You Barium."

"I don't like progeria jokes. They get old fast."

"What kind of phone does a burglar use? A no-key-a"

"If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover Because sex cells."