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Joke of the Day
"What's the best wood to make a golf club out of? Taiga Wood"
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"What do you call a Jamaican who wears glasses? Rastafoureyes"
"I was trying to catch some fog earlier... I mist."
"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."
"If Twitter icons have taught me anything it's that the male eye can spot cleavage at incredibly low resolutions."
"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"
"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"
"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."