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Joke of the Day

"Will Smith: ""Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"" My Dad: ""Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"""

"Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist? Because they both study abroad!"

"Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth? Because they philos all the time!"

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men actually care if they cum."

"She asked me for a dollar... But I only had three quarters of it."

"Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven't changed, just like she asked."

"This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I'll raise my dog however I like."

"I wish I had parents like Dora They let that bitch go everywhere."

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was into beastiality you Islamophobe... He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."

"Never trust trees. They're shady."