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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"
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"I just got mistaken for an employee at a haunted house. Assume it's because I look authoritative not because I look like I'm wearing a mask."
"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."
"*middle of an argument* Me-There are so many great things to do with a human mouth... ...why waste it on talking. Friend- like what? Me- Motor boating "
"A Jewish kid asks his dad... A Jewish kid asks his dad one day, ""Dad, I need five dollars."" His father replies, ""Four dollars? What the hell do you need three dollars for?!"""
"mom did you say we had four bouillon cubes or four billion cubes"
"3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China"
"What do the Police and Pokemon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal"
"An elephant [NSFW] What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic."
"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"