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Joke of the Day

"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."

"A young Jewish boy asks his father for $50... His father says, ""$40? What do you want $30 for??"""

"Hey Vegas, your slogan is bullsh!t"" Prince Harry"

"I'm very concerned with sleeveless shirts as of late I have a vested interest"

"I don't drink Kool-Aid because I am worried about excessive property damage."

"Psssst. Hey you, Yeah you...Facebook parent. Your kid looks the same as it did 8 minutes ago. When you posted the other 45 pics. We get it"

"What happens if an elephant comes through your letterbox? Swim for it."

"Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle."

"Why is the old decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!"

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"