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Joke of the Day

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"

"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"

"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."

"Pizza will never hurt your feelings."

"When CNN says they're ""breaking news"" they are, in a sense, right."

"Why do all polish names end in ski? Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)"

"What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? ""Pizza shit"""

"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"

"What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair."

"I'll take a low-fat, mocha, chai, organic-soy-milk latte, with a shot of French vanilla, sprinkled with unicorn soul, please."