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Joke of the Day
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word."
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"What's the difference between US Politics and WWE? one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling."
"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."
"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."
"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."
"(Translated from my mother tongue) What does a man do when he wants to end a marriage passively? He tries finding the expiration date on the marriage cirtifficate"
"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"
"What type of car would Jesus drive? A Chrysler"
"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"