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Joke of the Day

"I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, ""I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."""

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."

"I have a feeling his life would have gone in a different direction had his name been Kanye East."

"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."

"Rape Such a short word for such a long sentence."

"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?"

"What do you call 10 degree water? Ice."

"How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix? One? I say one."